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A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"
by ihatebrandon December 04, 2012
 
8.
An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.
by Undividualist November 12, 2007
 
9.
Best guy to exist.
He's nice, caring, and respects girls.
normally follows a few philosiphys.
like, all that is loved should be protected
he doesent like to fight
but he will to protect ones he loves
smart in math
stronger then most

man that brandon is amazing
by shikamaru_nara March 08, 2009
 
10.
to love someone forever and can't love anyone else
man he is such a Brandon he's been with her since 7th grade.
by eddiii March 27, 2007
 
11.
Brandon is a strong and independent man with firm beliefs he shares only with his trusted circle. He is kind and loyal - a friend for life. Highly intelligent and often self-taught, he can beat you in a full-on debate or a game of chess. His intense curiosity defines him as a Seeker. He is one-of-a-kind. If you meet Brandon, you will know him instantly and find him hard to forget so don't.
Brandon is prickly on the outside; warm in the middle - tall, dark and handsome comes to mind.
by FannyClaire February 04, 2010
 
12.
Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.
" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"
by Brandocommando March 04, 2009
 
13.
The most sexiest man alive. A combination of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio with the attitude of Bam Margera himself. The thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you have a chance in hell with him. The Second Coming Of Jesus!!!!!!!!
That guy so hot, he must be a Brandon!!!
by UDon'tKnoMeh February 26, 2009
 
14.
one who will love a certain girl for ever.
brandon wont stop brandoning Leah
by i like pizza March 13, 2007