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A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick
Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?

NO.

Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex
by RICKY ROSSs August 29, 2008

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