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Brandon Petite is an inbred chach who comes off as a homosexual douche bag. Brandon Petite tends to hang out in cafeterias. Another sign you might be dealing with a Brandon Petite is if he is wear Solo Beats by Dre.
"Yo did you see that Brandon Pettie at the super market?"
"Yeah man what a douche"
by I hate Brandon Pettie April 05, 2013