A poopcorn. Loves the color orange, (probably bc it's the same color as some poopcorns) very arrogant, fantasizes Me deepthroating paydays (which I'd never do), probably gets "brandons" from me, likes older women with mullets, and wishes he could tag team peggy hill.
Obsesses over Irony
person 1: "DUDE! did you see that brandon blevins the other day?"
person 2: "Yeah man! Totaly made my anus itch!"