The effect of one's head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/Shell(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bloody brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.
Joe: This guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really pissed me off!
Bob: Did you do anything about it?
Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.
Bob: "Nice"
Bob: Did you do anything about it?
Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.
Bob: "Nice"
by Dsnutsnmouth June 29, 2010
The green leafy substance thats also refered to as"WEED". However one can't call it weed in certain company, so its called brain salad.
by THE KEEFER September 13, 2003
The art of screwing with ones mind either with words or pictures. In the end, turning a level headed, methodical person into a minion
I performed brain salad surgery on this guy to the point he was convinced to vote against what he initially wanted.
by joshweide September 4, 2015
A little bistro on the West Bank served Bush Brain Salad with a fine Chateau Musar and garlic crisped pita on Wednesdays.
by I.M. Reason February 19, 2009
Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015