Top Definition
one who in a conversation, discussion or argument deliberately or inadvertently makes ridiculous statements or repeats already invalidated points causing the other party lose their goddamn mind.
trevor: man, Charles is fucking retarded! i was trying to explain to him why the Shamwow is just a piece of corporate slag used to channel the masses into following a consumer driven conglomerate and all he kept saying was "get over yourself, Olympic divers use it"...

steve: i know man, dont worry about it, he's a goddamn Brain burglar.
by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009

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