A person who can conquer the world with his pinky. Accomplished everything known to man in one day, An avid horseback rider and even better rock climber. (doesnt use safety gear). Can do 1000 pushups in ten minutes. Can reel in any girl with tales of his amazing feats. Can turn any conversation into a glorifying journey into his many skills. Makes Chuck norris look like Barbara Walters. Godly. Perfect.
"Ok it was believable when you told her you were good at golf, but you just sound braad telling her you beat Tiger Woods"