If you're not in a filthy ghetto, you're surrounded by some of the stupidest "rich white kids" in the world, usually Italian or Russian.

Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere.

Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17.

Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack.

Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.
A: He got arrested for fucking a 12 year-old.
B: How old was he?
A: 22.
B: Where?
A: Brooklyn, of course!
B: Wow. Hey, let's go buy some cheap weed laced with rat poison and go clubbin!
A: And hook up with that hot 6th grader!
by I Heart NY January 16, 2005
A cool borough, but the Bronx is still better because
1) The Bronx has City Island.
2) We have a zoo and a botanical garden.
3) The Manhattan numbering system continues into the Bronx, and unlike Brooklyn, we don't have 5 different confusing numbering systems at the same time.
4) The Bronx is one-quarter park space. Take that, Prospect Park!
5) The Bronx has more waterfront area.
6) The Bronx (Hunts Point) is the birthplace of hip hop. Amusingly the Bronx is also home to places that are so much the opposite of that, like Riverdale.
7) You actually can picture where you are in the Bronx, unlike Brooklyn which has that back-end feel to it.
I was walking in Brooklyn on 86th Street then all of a sudden it was East 59th Avenue and then that intersected with Bayridge 781st Boulevard. How confusing.
by Woodlawn September 28, 2004
A place in NYC that is full of crackheads, drug dealers, idiots who can't read, wannabe gangsters, guys who like to rape white women, and all other kinds of losers that I might have forgotten.

Fuck Brooklyn and everyone in it
Brooklyn is a crappy piece of shit rat hole. I live here and fucking hate it to death. I would rather live anywhere than in this piece of shit place.

If you like Brooklyn and think it's so cool, you can fucking drop dead, bitch.
by I forget May 23, 2005
Being called "The New Manhattan" because of reconstruction, but in actuality, it is one of the dirtiest boroughs filled with the nastiest living things and thus, will never be anything like Manhattan, the best and ONLY borough.
Also the home of Brooklyn Tech, the smelliest and dirtiest school on earth.
Brooklyn sucks and swallows.
by Squishy's Master July 09, 2004
Brooklyn is the ugliest, dirtiest slum in America. Half of the freakin place is like 99.9% black (East NY, Brownsville, Bed-Stuy) and some of the most dangerous places in America. The other half consists of run-down white and often Russian ghettos. Between all the Russian immigrants and the Bensonhurst Italians, you won't find 2 people who speak good English unless you go to Manhattan (The REAL City).
Between the cookie-cutter housing, dirty blocks, immigrants, welfare bums, and Cyrillic writing everywhere, you'll think you're in Soviet Russia.
by Morrie March 31, 2005

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