| 1. | Temple University | ||
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temple is the best school in philly. and it is also represented in the "Boys II Men" Music video for mowtown philly with a flag rested upon a chair. go look. boys II men totally reppin temple university
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| 2. | No Strings Attached | ||
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One day The Temptations, Jackson 5, Boys II Men, New Edition, and The Four Tops had a baby. And they named it "No Strings Attached". Now six friends, from different backgrounds, come together to make music as sexy, sensual, and seductive as EVER! It's like sex to your ears.....I hope you brought protection......we didn't. Person 1: "Have you heard about No Strings Attached?!"
Person 2: "What you talkin' bout, nigga?" Person 1: "They are the best group of voices ever to come together. I booked them for my wedding and they vocally skeeted all over my ear drums." Person 2: "Haha stupid-ass Jive Turkey, you shoulda wore protection" |
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| 3. | Unicorn Men | ||
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Unicorn Men YEW-ni-CORN MEH-n -noun 1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others. List I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it. II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates. III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy. IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done. V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid. Charles- Dang, those Unicorn Men are ugly and stupid.
Meg- Not to mention ANNOYING. |
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| 4. | Rude boys | ||
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When bling bling gangsta culture and sheer stupidity collide you are left with the rude boy.
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Rudeboys are simply males who feel it is their place in society to beat up small children, attempt to mug people because they forgot their bus fare, and loiter around the local mcdonalds for hours in posses of 5-7 members. They insanely uncomfortable baseball caps, schott jackets, ugly looking mainstream sports brand tracksuits and ALWAYS tight nike trainers, regardless of whether what their actual activities involve playing sports, which is what the clothes they wear are actually designed for. Their hobbies consist of being threatening (they try), talking utter shit and listening to arrogant black men talking about themselves over repetitive beats. FUN FUN FUN!!! they appear to depict fun as causing inconvenience to members of the public. when they're not doing that, theyre threatening members of the public. the rude boy is easily offended by any insult wayward comment, or even look in their general direction. any thing which offends them (often for no apparent reason) prompts a tirade of offensive gestures, threats and attempted 'blapsing' (when the rudeboys croud round someone, and attempt to inflict pain on their unsuspecting victim). Their anger and mannerisms stem from their overpowering desire to act as though they were raised in a cardboard box in 'tha ghetto' by their speed freak mom. Im sure upper class suburban life is ever so hard. This redundant feeling of hostilit... |
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| 5. | man-shit | ||
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Material, activities, or experiences shared between men.
When emotions overtake a man it is most likely as a result of man-shit. Preached by a select few from Central Massachusetts, the term man-shit was first used to define associations between men after it was introduced into the American lexicon by the Bad Boys film series. "This ain't gay shit, it's man-shit."
"That was a rough day friend, we need some man-shit." |
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| 6. | Dick of Death | ||
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A penis of such awesome size, dimension, and performability that even straight boys are in awe of it. Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy,and John Holmes(RIP), now THOSE are Dick of Death men.
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| 7. | Hariston | ||
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A boy or man who is good at sports, but is not very bright. He is quiet, and sometimes is gay around other boys and men. He is a closet gay for now, but is generally nice to everyone. He is kind and loves to help others. He was a Hariston on the field and at home.
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