An ironic nickname given to an attractive girl that has an ordinary name. The irony of this is derived from the villain in the popular video game series of Mario.
I'm ganna call her Bowser
by MVkissyface May 24, 2010
1. A cross of a turtle and a dinosaur.

2. A person who is a fat ass and kiddnaps princesses as a hobby.
1. That turtle and dinosaur had a baby bowser!

2. Princesses Toadstool, Zelda, and Bubblegum were all kiddnapped by a bowser!
by pooploser64 January 13, 2013
Comical term used in the context of discussing and/or conducting and exposition about the male sex organ. Originates from the comercial device used to ejaculate petrol into motorized vehicles, hence the physical metaphore at hand. "Bowser" is also misappropriated and used in reference to the smash hit video game franchise "Super Mario Brothers" however, this is in reference to a different "bowser" - an overweight antagonist war turtle.
Hey bro show us your bowser at this most inconvenient time which consists of the hours between 6pm to 8pm because thats when most modern and conventional households hold their late afternoon/evening meal.
by Dylan-Banga May 23, 2011
A large fat bald man that drives a small fast car as popularized in the Super Mario Kart gaming series.
Hey Baz, Thats a very nice new mini cooper you have there.

Isnt it a bit small for your fat ass though Bowser ?
by Mallev January 25, 2013
Basically just a fat ugly girl.
Also a fat ugly girl that is cranky and thinks she is smokin hot.

Most of the time, a bowser is the disgusting obese friend(girl) that tags along with a mega-hottie.
Man 1: "Duudee! You see that hottie over there?!?! I HAVE to hook up with her tonight!"

Man 2: "Ya man but look at her friend. If you get with that Dime, that means im stuck with the bowser!"

The next morning...

Man 2: "Fuck mann! You owe me BIG TIME!!!
by Dyno-Mike! March 26, 2009
n.An individual who blocks or attempts to block another from mating with the object of affection. Origins are the classic Mario video games where the Bowser character would prevent Mario from rescuing and procreating with the Princess.
"Dude, I almost made it with that chick until you told her I had AIDS. You're a total Bowser."
by Bobby Two-tone July 12, 2008
Similar in fashion to the "minger," a bowser describes a woman who is quite unattractive to the eyes and causes pain upon viewing.
"Shit Dawg. That is one hell of a bowser that just walked by. My eyes are bleeding."
by Assbag McJizzle May 11, 2005
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