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Toilet paper.
Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
by MetWop August 10, 2009
 
1.
Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."
by hansonpaulsey December 26, 2009