A hyperactive dog who behaves as though he has ingested large amounts of meth-amphetamines. when left home alone, he morphs into a bizarre super-hero (dun duh-dun!) and destroys the house like a terrorist Jew-bastard. He tends to move like a worm and likes to drag clothes from one room to another. he walks in circles like it is the thing to do, and he eats every female shoe he sees. he is a ferocious tongue face and doesn't know how to sing or anything.
when we got home, the house was decimated. clothes were displaced and no one was singing or anything! then i was like, "mother mother fuck fuck!" bouncy boy has struck again!