Dude: Bro those some nice titties.
Dude's friend: Hell yeah. They big and juicy.
Girl: You think those titties look nice then look at these.
Dude: What the hell?
Dude's friend: Oh hell naw, girl you boshwampus.

You're at the Jerry Springer Show and the girl sitting next to want to get her "Jerry beads":

Girl: Jerry I've loved your show since I was little and I've always wanted to do this, I want my "Jerry beads". (she shows her saggy boobs.)
You: Oh hell naw, you boshwampus as hell.