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(BORT), pl. "bort"

An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
Game show host: You just won a PS3!
you: mmmmmBORT!!!!

Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.
by aloishis89 December 21, 2006
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An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).
That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.
by Celton July 06, 2004
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Bort is the act of placing the beer can ontop of the womans lower back while having sexual intercourse with your female partner for stimulation purposes. (does not work with homosexuals)

Australian men have mastered this technique and have been practicing it for hundreds of years
"I heard you pulled a bort on her last night"

"I wish I knew how to bort!"

"Yes young padawan, it is true I have mastered the technique of bort, I have released its true potential...last night with your mother"
by bortwithlegs March 21, 2007
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A word / noise used in daily life to describe an attractive female and or her large breasts without drawing attention and appearing rude.
Clem: "Booooort"
Bodeen: "Where?"
Clem: "6 o'clock"
Bodeen: "Bort. Dey are some biiiiig titties boi"
by DartyDaniels May 10, 2011
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a Russian word, denoting "Bureau Number", or construction number. Used to identify military aircraft.
I watched the SU-27 rip across the sky, and marveled at the power of Bort-34's engines.
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003
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1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.

2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.

3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
How can you live like such a Bort?
by Mrcoolguy7777 April 24, 2011
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Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"

"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"

Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
by borty mcbort May 04, 2007
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