when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly
my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken
by mani 4 December 12, 2018
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(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)
Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"
by Mort June 13, 2004
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Sorry about the downtime, the server's hard disk was borken.
by Ian Maxwell February 6, 2003
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When someones microphone is making lots of shit noise like a helicopter.
Nathan you mic is borken fix it please!
by FaZe LazarB3am September 27, 2019
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The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.
Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
by essays_suck September 7, 2020
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When you are typing too fast and instead of broken, you type borken.
My mic is borken.
by Red69420 October 15, 2020
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Broken, misspelled.

For something to be borken, it must be broken beyond all repair.

However, the only reason why its beyond all repair, is because it cannot possibly be fixed by the idiot who is stupid enough to call it borken, thus broken beyond all repair.
Guy1: Aw man my TV's so totally borken!
Guy2: Borken? Anyway, what's wrong with it?
Guy1: It won't make any sound!
Guy2: Umm...that's because its on mute.
Guy1: Oh! You must be some kind of genius or something!
by Paznos April 25, 2009
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