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A noise that a clumsy or idiotic-looking dog makes instead of "bark"
"Primed and ready to bork"

"BOORK" "woah you gave me a frighten
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What dogs do in the posher areas of Dublin.
That focking dog kept borking all night long.
by jimthesheep March 30, 2011
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Irreversibly damaged.
My soundcard is borked.
by Liverstar October 17, 2001
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Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.
Bork bork bork.
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To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...
"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"
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The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets
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to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked on that deal.
by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003
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