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1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
by Raccooninabox June 13, 2006
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A word that for some reason appears frequently of a certain page viewed in a certain edition of a certain browser.

Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."
"I'll bork you."
"I already borked you."
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1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
See spam.

2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.

3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.

The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.
1. Dude, this bork is delicious!

2. I borked my girl so hard last night.

3. Sure is borky around here.
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Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.
"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
by Analgator August 25, 2006
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Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.

"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 29, 2006
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an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience
bork has pink hair.
by ZEKE May 08, 2003
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(verb)
to have intimate relations with Borker.

"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"
by Sister#9 September 22, 2008
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