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bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
by The Chadwick December 05, 2006
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A person who is both a berk and a dork
Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.
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bork is the name given to a fart released underwater in the bath tub. the name comes from the sound made.
wow that bork stank
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When you put your rectum underwater on the bottom of the bath tub and fart.
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The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher
Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor
by An_Anonymous_Borker May 22, 2013
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to lick someones nipple (especially a females nipple) really softly with the tip of your tongue
/me borks you

oh wow i just got borked by mercjeeee
by mercjeeee April 27, 2005
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1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.
Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.
by PatBB April 06, 2006
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