Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
to rape a girl in the booty hole
i borked her last night
the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.
2) eating gravy.
3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
to have intimate relations with Borker.
"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"
To ruin a chance at; to botch, to fail, to mess up.
I completely borked my interview.