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A typo/deviation of the word broke or broken. Often used to refer to something that once worked, but after screwing with it, now doesn't -- Many Windows patches fall into this category.
1) The latest Service pack fixed the login errors, but it borked the rest of my computer.

2) I borked Joe's mom.

3) If the damn thing is working, don't mess with the settings, you might bork it again.
by Z Hespelt March 14, 2007
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To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.
What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.
by Justinian April 09, 2005
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To participate in an unforgivable act. Whether it be sexual, halo related, or jillian lowe related.

Bork Dog (kutz) is the official mascot of the borking sport.
Dude I got borked so hard last night in team slayer.
by A brad November 04, 2007
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to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night
Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.
by Brad Goonisenburg July 24, 2009
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the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
by Trav-dog July 13, 2008
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Verb.
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.
Dude, I totally borked that chick last night!

Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?

Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.
by Captain Yossarian November 02, 2005
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Although confused to be a mixture of beef and pork sometimes; a word that means everything. Usually used as an exclamintation.
What the bork?;
Bork bork bork!;
A borker is one who borks.
by blackorchids July 18, 2003
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