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19.
(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.
Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.
by Steve Apple June 28, 2010
 
1.
The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.
Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.

When odds are against you, you're definitely a boris. it also means you'll WIN.
by Millenium Spikes September 29, 2011
 
2.
A sexy Eastern European guy of dubious origin who will sweep you off your feet with his twisted old world charm . He will leave you speechless in and outside of the bedroom .
Rose : My new man Boris is setting me on fire !

Brit : Oh My !

Rose : It's his charm ;)
by Apple Blossom January 13, 2013
 
3.
An online God, who has overthrown the world of warcraft, Boris is slowly taking over the interwebz and in time will have become the new chuck norris, now known to many as chuck boris.

Boris is an idol to some and has many followers, and many haters, several of those haters have been smited down by boris's strong hind legs and powerful neck muscles.

in several months people will refer to everything as boris.
Jimmy:you know my neighbour
John:yeah?
Jimmy:he got smited
John:yeah i heard he didnt like to boris.

Alice:hey i saw boris but boris was not there so i was boris rite?
Glen:like boris?? no boris thats boris i heard it aswell so ok boris.
by Touchmahbody May 19, 2010
 
4.
A person of russian descent with little or no education with horselike facial features.

Slang term from the Brighton Beach area of Brooklyn.
I went to the grocery store today and this boris was in line in front of me.
by Albert Dubinsky October 15, 2005
 
5.
A kickass metal band from Japan alternating between drone, sludge, stoner rock, groove metal, and sometimes hardcore. They have a shitload of albums, splits, eps, and collaborations with other bands. Not a pussy band like popular j-rock.
Fuck j-rock! Boris kicks ass!
by Very Metal June 09, 2007
 
6.
the sexiest person in the world

may be a girl, we're not really sure

loves many things including his/her superheroes

really perfect
"boris is amazing" - Lava

"i know dude, hes totally the best sidekick in the world"

"I LOVE BORIS" - richard

richard loves boris loves richard
by richard the hunn2 January 17, 2012
 
7.
the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck
steve"let's go play with boris!"
kids" -.- "
by pyro3138 February 18, 2009