to take a poop.
i need to hang a 'boris'.
by sal93 May 01, 2009
Top Definition
The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.
Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.

When odds are against you, you're definitely a boris. it also means you'll WIN.
by Millenium Spikes September 29, 2011
A sexy Eastern European guy of dubious origin who will sweep you off your feet with his twisted old world charm . He will leave you speechless in and outside of the bedroom .
Rose : My new man Boris is setting me on fire !

Brit : Oh My !

Rose : It's his charm ;)
by Apple Blossom January 13, 2013
the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck
steve"let's go play with boris!"
kids" -.- "
by Pyro3138 February 18, 2009
Often confused with a fat old balding russian man, but is actually the coolest and most dashing (; armenian guy ever! He's jams out on his guitar for hours and leaves the girls swooning. He'll never give up on his friends and stays up 'til the crack of dawn talking to them. Everyone wants a best friend  like Boris!    
Mom: who you texting? 
Me: Boris
Mom: oh...say hi for me! 
Me: *texting* my mom says hi 
Boris' reply: :O haha...tell her I say hi back! (-:
The End 
by Artsy.Pearl August 23, 2011
the sexiest person in the world

may be a girl, we're not really sure

loves many things including his/her superheroes

really perfect
"boris is amazing" - Lava

"i know dude, hes totally the best sidekick in the world"

"I LOVE BORIS" - richard

richard loves boris loves richard
by richard the hunn2 January 17, 2012
SI unit of measurement for beauty. It is usually in reference to the Victoria Secret Models, sometimes used as a name.

1 Bori = Beauty of 10 Models.
Bori could land a modelling contract dressed as a vagrant.
by mastershake December 23, 2013
poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc
I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
by mega boris July 21, 2010

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