"Borf writes letters to your children."
Did you see Borf's latest work?
Borf is anything.
Borf is good.
Borf is bad.
Borf is whatever you want it to be.
This entry is Borf.
"This is Borf" This is boring/fun/ anything!
"I'd Borf That!!!" I'd shag/hit/pull that
"BORFBORFBORF" Show of anger/disgust/happiness
Borf means everything that is good in the world,
The way to Borf: If Some thing is good or you see a fellow Borfer / Borfette
raise your hand in the and bend your wrist inwards towards ya body and shout;