"Borf writes letters to your children."
Did you see Borf's latest work?
Borf is anything.
Borf is good.
Borf is bad.
Borf is whatever you want it to be.
This entry is Borf.
"This is Borf" This is boring/fun/ anything!
"I'd Borf That!!!" I'd shag/hit/pull that
"BORFBORFBORF" Show of anger/disgust/happiness