Boonville

A small town in northern California commonly acknowledged to produce beer, wine and marijuana of the highest quality in the world. Boonville has also developed its own language, Boontling, to keep brighlighters from knowing what is going on. Locals, also known as Boonvillains are known to be quite frisky in bed and to sport large packages. Some attribute this to the water, but most likely it has to do with the high frequency and long duration of sexual encounters.

Hot City Bitch: Damn, my pussy is sore!

Yuppie dude: Why's that?

Hot City Bitch: I went up to the beerfest in Boonville and got plowed all night by a Boonvillain!

by oogabooger November 12, 2011

Boonville

A small village located halfway between losing your mindtown and vomiting in a saucepan dave thoughtfully lined with gladwrapsville.

Albert: I think a visit to Boonville is on the cards for later tonight. What do you think
Percy: I would rather eat glass than return to Boonville.

by Captain Boon September 6, 2009

Boonville

Boonville, Indiana (pop. 6834)
Boonville, Missouri (pop. 8202)
Boonville, New York (pop. 4572)
Boonville, North Carolina (pop. 1138)

*taken from city-data.com

Boonville is a town located in Oneida County, New York, USA, USA. As of the 2000 census, the town had a total population of 4,572. The town and village are named after Gerrit Boon, an agent of the Holland Land Company.

*taken from Wikipedia

by Matthews April 18, 2006

boonville

(n). middle of nowhere, upstate new york, 45 minutes north of utica. surprisingly a real city.

Dennis: My girlfriend is from boonville.
Emily: Oh ok. Where is she really from?
Dennis: Boonville, New York. Its a real place.

by Dennis January 21, 2005

Boonville

Gay.

Laura: Maybe we could go to Boonville, instead of you coming to Waukesha
Mika: No. Boonville is gay, literally. Lol.

by LiveLaughLoveLauren July 20, 2011