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The type of boner that forces you to masturbate with out control, in the middle of school specifically when learning about social studies, or stuck in a study hall.
Person-Did you hear that Jordan was masturbating during study hall?
Another person- musta had a booner
by Lolmcbobs December 24, 2015
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Usually lower class Australian male that can be identified by his tight jeans and black heavy metal t-shirt. Also know to be sporting a mullet, smoking winnie reds and starting fights while drinking.
Hey have a look at that booner beating beating up his wife!
by AIMone March 11, 2003
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an australian insult used for people of below average intelligence
tell them booner caketakers to piss off back to australia
by adam h March 01, 2005
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Buncha booners hangin' around by the barber shop.
by octopod June 27, 2004
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An accurate description of any person of native African-American or prime-African origin; usually accompanied by a notable IQ deficiency, a foul smell of sweat and filth and engorged lips, feet and backside. Occasionally, this definition can extend to presume a bone protruding from the proboscis and a mountainous or voluminous projection of Velcro hair. Thieving amongst Booners is rank and to be assumed, as is violence, asocial behavior, rap, and clan-like unity on "da streets" or in "da hood". See also Nigga / Nigger / Obama / Oprah
I know we're in the sewers, but it doesn't smell as bad as a buncha booners!
by SeeJayEm April 20, 2009
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'have a toke on this tasty booner'
by James0311 December 22, 2008
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an erection achieved from watching either of the boondock saints movies. far more ferocious than your average erection
last christmas my family decided to put on boondock saints after dinner. i had to run from the house to hide my booner
by missiledick June 20, 2011
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