One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.
by shinto mularkey January 06, 2013