Teletubies after one too many hits of acid.
Woooahhh, pretty colors.
Dude, I saw a Boohbah that last trip!
Imagine a penis with nubs that is wearing a turtle necked sweater that comes all the way to the head. Now imagine this penis is fat, has stubby arms and legs and dances around while acid inspired graphics spin in the backgroud. You have just imagined the pilot episode of the boohbahs.
Boohbahs scare the wholly bejeazous out of me.
A very disturbing children's show from Britain
. Like their forerunners, the Teletubies
, they have been smuggled onto public television in the United States of America. Unlike other things that have come to America from Britain, such as monty python
and the Beatles
, this show has no value of any type.
They are round creatures that look as if they had become entangled in seperate colors of christmas lights, each one being it's own color, with five in all. They appear to move about by flatulation, giving new meaning to the expression "farting around
". Despite their cute appearance, they are, in fact, the spawn of Hell
and the servants of Satan
. They seek to make the next generation docile and complacent, so that when the final battle comes, they will be either too stupid or too scared to fight. This was formerly the task given to the Teletubies
, but their cover was exposed.
Here are some words of warning to anyone who may catch a glimpse of these mostrosities while flipping channels, wash your eyes! If, for any reason, you find them to be, in any way, shape, or form, "cute", seek mental health counseling immediately. In...
1) The five future assassins of the Teletubbies
2) Five creatures that would scare the hell out of any child if given the chance to wear two large fangs in their presence
3) Superior versions of the Teletubbies who have a much cooler show than the Teletubbies ever had and ever WILL have
1) Boohbahs will gladly assassinate the Teletubbies
2) AAAHHH!!! Mommy, the Boohbahs have fangs!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
3) Boohbahs are better than the Teletubbies x5825788792
Fat, fluffy people with baby heads. They dance for about half an hour and then they sit in this round-a-bout thing.
The new "farty" psychedelic children's exercise show from the creators of Teletubbies.
Oh ya! The creators of this show were obviously smoking some good shit!
1.a fuzzy fur ball that comes in many colors. the show usually presents for 8 minutes of these...things running all around with weird background sounds. They live in giant spoons and can pop their heads inside their bodies.
2. Your little brother dressed in neon colors when you've smoked a little too much.
1. Oh Boohbah is on! I must go watch it.
2. Oh my god, there's a boohbah playing on the game cube in my living room!