1. Mystical Orbs with the power to exert complete mind control over any man who witnesses its infinite beauty. This power grows with its size, ranging in power from causing drooling and erect penis to immediate ejaculation.
2. Things every man loves, every women worries about, and things they both enjoy when they are sucked.
3. Eye magnets. Everyone has a magnetic field surrounding them, and these fields are increasingly strong with increasing curviness. Large Breasts and Asses display the strongest attraction areas (particularly erect nipples).
1. Don't look! Those orbs of power can turn you to a shuddering mass of pleasure in seconds!
2. Dave felt her boobies- they were warm and large, and moist. He ran his hand up the curve of her bosom, and felt her erect nipple protruding. Pulling down her shirt, and her bra, he slowly sucked on it. Angelic leaned back and groaned in pleasure as Dave continued to suck her boobies.
3. You walk down the hallway. There is Derrick, you nod hello. You pass your locker, turn around, and open it. Suddenly you see Amanda appear beside you. She leans on her locker, her gargantuan breasts facing you. Her eyes are down, on her lock. As she turns the combination, her boobies jiggle slightly. You eyes are immediately drawn towards it, closer, and closer. She doesn't notice you, and then she looks up. You try to tear your eyes away, but you now notice that her nipples have hardened. As you continue to watch, they grow, clearly protruding from her shirt- she isn't wearing a bra. You tear your eyes away, and look up and see her smiling at you. She winks, twirls around, and walks away, her big ass jiggling. She turns back, smiles, and then slaps her ass for you. Your eyes are once again, drawn to the polar magnetivity of it.
The best damn things since peanut butter.
They bounce and jiggle and warm and squishey! Boobies, the most wonderful things of all.
1) Female organs that are:
Okay if small
Better if they protrude
Even better if they bifurcate
Best if they have also have big areola
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
Swimming birds (Sula fiber or S. sula) related to the common gannet, and found in the West Indies, nesting on the bare rocks.
Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."
Round ,squishy, play toys usually found on women but in some strange occurences they are found on men.
Did you see the boobies on that girl?
Haha, that man's boobies are bigger than your mom's!!!
Im tired, i shall rest my head on your succulent boobies
the things to look at when you're talking to women
I looked at her boobiies while I was talking about her mom,
an extremely hilarious word
Ha ha, boobies!
Tee hee, boobies!