2. Things every man loves, every women worries about, and things they both enjoy when they are sucked.
3. Eye magnets. Everyone has a magnetic field surrounding them, and these fields are increasingly strong with increasing curviness. Large Breasts and Asses display the strongest attraction areas (particularly erect nipples).
2. Dave felt her boobies- they were warm and large, and moist. He ran his hand up the curve of her bosom, and felt her erect nipple protruding. Pulling down her shirt, and her bra, he slowly sucked on it. Angelic leaned back and groaned in pleasure as Dave continued to suck her boobies.
3. You walk down the hallway. There is Derrick, you nod hello. You pass your locker, turn around, and open it. Suddenly you see Amanda appear beside you. She leans on her locker, her gargantuan breasts facing you. Her eyes are down, on her lock. As she turns the combination, her boobies jiggle slightly. You eyes are immediately drawn towards it, closer, and closer. She doesn't notice you, and then she looks up. You try to tear your eyes away, but you now notice that her nipples have hardened. As you continue to watch, they grow, clearly protruding from her shirt- she isn't wearing a bra. You tear your eyes away, and look up and see her smiling at you. She winks, twirls around, and walks away, her big ass jiggling. She turns back, smiles, and then slaps her ass for you. Your eyes are once again, drawn to the polar magnetivity of it.
Okay if small
Better if they protrude
Even better if they bifurcate
Best if they have also have big areola
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."