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n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013
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A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.
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A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.
"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."
by nightcheese April 22, 2013
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A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.
Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."
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Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.
The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.
by munchbox April 22, 2013
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