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2. Bonus
A Boner from a Jonas Brother.
Hey man I so have a bonus for Joe Jonas
1. bonus
When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!
When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!
3. bonus
marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!
We came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!
4. Bonus
To be followed by any word in a circumstance when

a) any type of goal was achieved

b) something more than expected happened or was obtained

Better when presented in the form of a question.
When explaining a game of scrabble to a friend;

person A: So i picked up a blank tile and spelled 'QUIZZIFY'
person B: Bonus Bingo?

When talking to a friend after cleaning the house;

person A: So i picked up a broom and swept under the couch, and found a whole piece of pizza
person B: Bonus cheese?
5. bonus
Used to describe an erection, penis, or a lass's boobs.
Hes got a huge bonus
Look at the bonus's on her
He got a bonus in class
by Jen Jan 24, 2004 add a video
6. bonus
The worst handjob possible inside a movie theater.
Ryan was in the theater with his girlfriend and shes started to give him a bonus, "he wasn't pleased"
7. bonus
A questionable Canadian game where one person would yell bonus and place both hands flat together and shove the finger tips into another’s unsuspecting anus.

Funny as shit if its not you on the recieving or giving end.
"holy shit richie did you see how deep john's bonus can go!"

or

"man john is such a fag all he ever does is bonus me"
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