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Bonts is a term for when the banter is so harsh that the word banter isn't good enough to express the harshness of what's just been said
Ooooh Ryan dat is harsh bonts dat
by Jc99 May 28, 2013
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I'm bonting my rod into this nook.
by ineptsegue September 10, 2008
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Boy I know you didn't!
oh hell no! Bon't!!!
by Aaron March 31, 2004
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a strange substance made out of bananas
"doo doo doo doo da, doo doo da doo, doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo da da doo doo doo doo doo, banana bont!"
"you are teh bont"
"this is so bonty"
by splintax January 04, 2005
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If an item of food is burnt, it's bont.
"I can't eat that, it's bont!"
by owl_addict November 23, 2016
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