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43. bono
Bonehead more like. A talentless dwarf irish schlock rock singer who's been releasing the same overblown pompous wank rock song over and over again since 1980. A man who's level of understanding of geopolitics is around GCSE level but who insists on lecturing us all on how to save the world. A prick who goes on about 3rd world poverty all the time yet is strangely silent when it comes to really contentious issues like Iraq. In fact, worse than that, the little twat sucks around Tony Blair (the man responsible for hundreds of thousand of deaths in the middle east), has photo opportunities hugging the cunt and tells us all to vote for him! He even donates his crappy 'beautiful day' song for cunt Blair to use as his election theme. Oh yes Bonehead, I bet its a beautiful day in Iraq you fake little fuckwitted douchebag
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44. Bono
The most fantastic man alive, and lead singer in the mind-blowingly beautiful band U2. A musical genius and a humanitarian. He has numerous groupies, including God. He is also my soulmate.
"Bono sure is the best man alive."
"He's okay, but he's no Bono."
45. Bono
Bono got his name from a hearing aid store called, BONOVOX, in the Republic of Ireland. Interestingly, just as Native Americans have drinking problems in their genes, Irish people are often deaf due to genetic defects. There are many deaf people in Ireland and a lot of Irish hearingaid stores.
Bono doesn't have to wear bonovox, and nor does he have to wear those awful glasses that look like they're from startrek.
46. Bono
noun.

Primarily used to describe a person whose opinion is not valued by the group.

Normally used when someone is trying to gain credibility through their stance and opinions.
Lucy: "Oh well as I was saying just the other day the economic situation is just dire. We need a change in government."

Everyone: "Oh shut up, Bono!"
47. Bono
Singer from U2. The worst composer of music in history. He thinks he's the next best thing to God. His fans claim that he's helping to stop world hunger and other curing aids even though he has accomplished nothing but getting millions of undeserved money. Deserves to die a horrible, painful death involving gerbils gnawing off his tiny penis.
Bono: Okay, the next song I'm going to sing is about how great I am and how everyone should call me "God" and worship me.

Person who likes good music #1: Screw this, I'm gonna go listen to some Led Zeppelin, where the singer is actually talented!

Person who likes good music #2: Jesus Christ, your music makes my ears bleed!
48. Bono
Is the record for the biggest crap!
"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"
49. Bono
The organ used to give some poor girl (in either sense of the word) a charity fuck.
Jen: Did you hear Bono was in Virginia the other day promoting AIDS?

Ashley: Really? Oh, well that girl never gets any anyway.

Virginia: Hey, wtf are you guys talking about?
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