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when a guy seez sumting sexy and hiz dick goes up
Yo, I popped a bonner cuz I saw Candice Michell naked!
by A**** June 14, 2007
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A boner with an extra n because it's extra nice.
That Keystone Light was so delicious I have a bonner.
by casekiller3D November 12, 2009
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Bonner is the female equivalent of boner, an unsophisticated way of relaying that a female is aroused.
I was making out with Megan last night, we didnt have sex but i could tell she had a total bonner!

My old lady had a bonner last night but I was so tired I told her I had a headache.
by Imagiveyouabonner January 29, 2012
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Bonner- A real erection as opposed to a lolcat.
Navs- 0MG, GUYS I HAVE A BONNER.
Cool Kid- What?
Navs- Me and Nishi have the same last name I have a bonner!
Cool Kid- R0fltank
Navs- Ok you need to relax.
Ambiqua- I really like small things
Navs- 0MG, I have a R34lly Sm4ll penis!
by B0n3rch4mp January 29, 2009
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That boy was so hot my clit popped a bonner
by BonnieRulz July 10, 2008
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A boner that goes in instead of out
Dude I just got a bonner looking at that girl
Ew that's nasty bruh
by OG 87.9 FM September 30, 2015
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