| 27. | Bonk | ||
|
1. lying down in a ten then haveing it fly off
2. hitting someone 3. having sex 4. doing cocaine 5. eating 6. smoking mj 7. harry potter -reading it -sound the wand makes in it -spell -bonk bean 8. soda flavor 9. beach bonk (game) 10. pet name 11. term of endearment 12. number right before infiniti 13. type of bell 14. polka dot 15. horn 16. catch phrase used by a failed t.v. star from new york 17. porn 18. gum flavor 19. clothing apparel 20. shape similar to a circle 21. hairstyle 22. method of making books 23. variation of PUNK'd 24. a newly dicovered body part 25. job title 26. variation of "thats what she said" 27. newly discovered planet 28. type of party 29. restaurant 30. anime 31. award given to weavers 32. product endorsed by billy maze 33. alternate name for the snuggie 34. method of walking 35. interpretive dance style 36. baby carrot 37. another word for epic phail 38. a curse word 39. a pad of paper 40. a certain shape of a certain type of nose 41. alcoholics anonymous 42. getting a boner 43. person jumping inside of a computer 44. act of chewing ones finger nails 45. newly discovered bodily fluid 46. a person limping 47. a cell phone 48. switching up words 49. moving furniture 50. accesopry for cookies such as chocolate chips, etc. 51. type of injury 52. forgetting something was already there 53. brain fart 54. brain fart 55. chocolate covered strawberry 56. the act of using melted chocolate during sexual activities 57. symbol of freedom 58. another term for "the stuff" 59. orange and strawberry flavored gelatin like substance located in the center of cheap valentines day chocolate 60. extinct animal 61. general description for general women 62. type of dinosaur 63. infamous t.v. series from the 90s 64. an instrument (unicorn/saxaphone/drumset) 65. type of laughter 66. leaf blower 67. species of manatee 68. messup something you borrowed 69. defective cure for cancer 70. retarded penguin 71. sanwich inluding yellow american cheese, grape jame, and cream cheese, enclosed by semi toasty rye bread 72. appearance of jack black in a movie or on t.v. 73. following a trend 74. someone who has two first names 75. having your whole life be a musical 76. a person with a heart shaped birthmark 77. fat man on a golf cart 78. expensive cheap merchandise 79. red marks left on your legs by your elbows, due to you leaning on them for extended periods of time 80. when you say goodbye to someone, but continue going the smae direction, which creates an awkward moment. 81. and erection lasting longer than four hours 82. the theory that all teachers have at leaast one topic, other than the subject they teach, that they talk about all the time 83. the feeling you get of superiority when you feel intelligent for using large words you assume most others would not come up with, but you remain non chalant O.O you are such a boink, i told you not to bonk that bonk or i would bonk.
lets so grab some bonk at the bonk! if i bonk the bonks will they become a bonk! |
|||
| 1. | bonk | ||
|
The act of sexual intercourse. I could do with a good bonk.
It's bonking time. |
|||
| 2. | bonk | ||
|
The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2. Who want's some a' this! BONK!
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | bonk | ||
|
Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings. I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk. I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home. |
|||
| 4. | bonk | ||
|
1)referance the act of sexual intercourse
2)to bump into or hit 3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting 1)I'm horny wanna bonk?
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor 3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk |
|||
| 5. | Bonk | ||
|
A highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams--RED, and BLU. It's a favorite of the Scout. Dude, stop using the Bonk! It's almost as bad as the FAN.
FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1 |
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | bonk | ||
|
whack; lame; obserd; un-cool
"Shit son, that's bonk."
|
|||
| 7. | bonk | ||
|
1. Have sexual intercourse with.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head. 3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap. I totally bonked her yesterday dude.
Shut up or I'll bonk you're head. y bonks x. x says "oif!" |
|||
