A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.
A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.
Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.
Often struggles at fantasy football.
"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".
Originated form the common phrase "throw me a bone" meaning to help someone out, but what could be more helpful than handing them an ice cold beer
can also be used as "bone throw" meaning a party or "dinosaur bone" meaning a large pitcher of beer
"Are you having a bone throw at your place tonight?"
"Man I am thirsty someone throw me a bone!"
"Let head down to the bar, I heard they have five dollar dinosaur bones tonight"
"Tom is hammered he has been slamming bones all afternoon"