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1.
When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.
Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."
by Kirk_ February 10, 2006

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2.
The act of extending your middle finger in front of an eye and closing the other eye. This may give insight into how a dong crab might view the world from your pubic hairs.
My Buddy: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Me: Bonervision! Check it out, I can see the world from the base of my cock!
by Liam J November 02, 2007
 
3.
The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.

Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.

Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.
Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!

Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!
by HeinousSheep June 07, 2009