A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.
2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.
3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.
5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.
6. A soup that has boners in it.
Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!
Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!
Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!
Toddler Girl: Yummy!
A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
I would definitely go see Boner Soup
when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it.
Guy 1: Dude last night me and the guys from work made boner soup.
Guy 2: fag