New Jersey-based glam metal band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica and Great White), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad.
Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.
by jonzo the weasel September 11, 2006
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The hair thst grows around your asshole
Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.
by Black Rooster May 30, 2007
Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind.

Basically, Bon Jovi are pure and utter shit.
Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them?

Waste of oxygen: They're brilliant!
by the orr January 24, 2013
When you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.
Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).
Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?!
Teacher: Now now Johnny... Yeas it's a nice project. But no need to be Bon Jovi about it. The other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.
by Dovis January 21, 2011
lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp
omg what the hell happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!
by Hannah June 19, 2006
1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison.

2) A bloody stool
1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: About 20 years

2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.
by FannyFondler July 17, 2010
a really gay singer who has no good songs and all his songs sound exactly the same.
did you hear greenday?
ya they're just like Bon Jovi.
by nativepride March 14, 2006
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