a penus
she wants to ride the bologna pony
by kainmarko September 09, 2003
Top Definition
A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock
Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*
#dick #cock #schlong #pony #horse #bologna
by Michael Martino May 20, 2008
It is another word used to describe a man's penis.
Jay: Hey Megan want to ride my bologna pony?

Megan: Not even if you paid me

Jay: Why not?

Megan: You have AIDS
#dick #penis #bolonie pony #cock #love muscle #baby maker #hard on #sperm #cum
by hear,the,black,birds,cry May 22, 2010
In essence, it is another name for the penis.
Hey baby, why don't you come over here and take a ride on the bologna pony?
#pony #bologna #penis #meat #ride
by 5tephen July 23, 2008
Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian

A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!

(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
#troll faced whore #troll whore #olive loaf acne #achne #hard on #pony
by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010
see: fuzzy no no
AJ loves the bologna pony
by BOWZER July 27, 2003
male pleasure thingy
every one in irag loves the bologna pony-you mother fuckers
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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