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1. Male gonads
2. Utter rubbish. Bullshit,
Why are you reading the Urban Dictionary? Everyone knows it's full of bollocks.
by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003
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A word which could mean any of the following, among other things:
1.Nonsense;bullshit
2.Testicles
1. Well that's complete bollocks.
2. Shut up or I'll kick your bollocks in!
by The Mad Milliner June 14, 2007
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1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.
1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'
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A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.
The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.
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What you say when Job Tracker crashes
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.
1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.
by Mikal June 07, 2004
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1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.
1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"
by marty mcfly December 15, 2003
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