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one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.
Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you
by Alex September 24, 2003
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1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.
1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.
by planethopper July 03, 2005
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What Tony Blair lacks
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003
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A negative term used by the English.

Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.

If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.

It's even a verb, too.

If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.

It's also a swear-word.

Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!

This film is bollocks.

Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.

I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!

I'm going to bollock you so hard ...

Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
by Buggenheim October 28, 2007
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gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks
He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
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"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.
by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004
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a term i use when i run out of weed
bollocks, i've got no more weed
by tugger October 10, 2003
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