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Any adolescent, usually male, with a profound acne problem (five-seven white/black heads) on or about the the facial area that attempts friendship and acceptance through fowl intercourse.
Pimple-Faced Jimbo should'a never porked that Blue Hen of Delaware at the "Smooching Under the Sea" dance. It squawked so loud I could barely dance to Lady Gaga! He's a Boil-Faced chicken fucker failing to get jiggy with it!
by Tweeotch August 13, 2010

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