Top Definition
To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.
I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.
by billy walking August 22, 2006
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