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Boger (long o sound; not booger) is my last name thank you very much. It does not mean ho and I regularly take showers every day.
Boger is my last name!
by Brianna December 28, 2004
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Member of the Barack Obama Group who encourages average people to settle for less and ask for even less. Especially refers to those who have taken over the discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.
The BOG'ers are driving people away from the Left almost as fast as the President's pseudo-left policies.
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Boger is the name given to what was believed to be the first golgothan shit demon. Currently, the term boger is used to define all that is wretched and nausiating. In order for one to become a boger, proper hygiene must be completely ignored to the extent that having to tolerate the smell of oneself causes a permanent look of euphoria. Intelligence is a huge factor in defining what is a boger as well. For the boger is, along with the gideon, one of the least cerebral beings known to man. With that being said, it can easily be understood that the word boger is one of the worst insults that can be given in today's culture.
"Goddammit, you freakin' boger, take a damned bath! And brush your teeth, too. Better yet, just shoot yourself!"
by garrison August 03, 2004
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To put a bogey onto the end of ones erect penis.
Kate "What is this strange taste on your dick?"

Mark "That would be my boger".

Kate "What's a boger?"

Mark "That would be my mucous member, my phlem fallus, my snotty man snake, my sputum schlong"

Kate "wretch"
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joes word means fag
will is a boger
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