The Common Bogan. The larval phase of the Bogan genus, into which Bogans are born. Metamorphosis occurs upon acquistion of high-end technological and motorised distractions, installment-plan furniture and patriotic tattoos creating the Boganus Rex. However, metamorphosis is not guaranteed and many Bogans remain in the larval stage for their entire lives.
Stevo failed to mature from boganus vulgaris after AGC refused him further credit, the trade-in for his ute fell through and he failed to develop a taste for Stella Artois over VB.
by xMelz June 14, 2010