They can be seen usually hanging around in packs, down near creeks, on corners, or outside buildings. They prefer listerine or hairspray to alcohol, and buy or steal these things in abundance, so you can see then in the 24 hour supermarkets most of the time.
The usual dress for a bogan is:
Male: too-big black jeans, multi-coloured wind breaker, nasty reboks, beard, pony-tail
Female: too-tight jeans, big spare tire hanging over, too short and tight and low cut tanktop that leaves nothing to the imagination, men's dirty hoodie - unzipped, 3 or 4 little bratty kids in tow - doing whatever they want, without discipline, bow-legged.
Annoyingly bogans will basically talk to everyone, and have no problem asking for money or smokes, mostly in the form of "Hey der budday, you got some smokes der?"
or "hey der budday, you got some change man? i cant get money for da bus and i gotta get to walmart man?"
It's like eboniucs, but retarded...
You'd better watch out though, because they'll mug, rape and kill you faster than you'd beleive. they're basically the scum of the earth, an infestation, leakiing it's way further and further into canadian society. They just eat up all the tax money and have a million kids that they support with welfare.
"Hey der, man, i was gettin a coffee der man, and it cost me like 1.50 der budday, it's so expensive der man, and dey didnt even have butter if i wanted a muffin bro"
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.
Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.
Then theres the 2nd type usually teens who are seen decked out in dada, wutang, fox racing, eminem plastic crap, and the baggy wutang, fubu, emineme brand etc jeans and usually topped off with a cap of some kind, thinking that they're so damn cool but they're not. The female version is jeans that are so tight like you would not believe, have their hair pulled back and slicked down with a whole tub of gel except for 2 front bits which are pulled out and are the same length as the rest of their hair (commonly called "bogan bits") and wear dada, wutang, fubu, fox racing etc, jumpers 10 times too big for them and wear whole stick of eye liner on each eye and way too much foundation and are seen pushing prams around followed by a colony of young children (all to differnt fathers)
Nah, not going there to many scary bogans around!
"Wadda ya want Baz?"
"Get us a packet of smokes and a nuva VB from the fridge luv."
They are a national treasure and we should be proud, for our taxes pay for their everything.
Person 2: What a bogan!