Boyfriend of the ugly ass girlfriend: Relax man. A body bag with only holes that let me see and touch whats important does the trick. Add in a dark room and you can imagine you are fucking any girl you want.
2. (n.) The series of lines which leads to the situation described in 1.
2. Now, here comes the bodybag... (insert clever rhyming gun talk and/or references to fucking opponent's mother)
Dude A: "That girl has such a cute face"
Dude B: "You mean that body bag over there, her body is trash"
Dude A: "I'd still delight in a BJ from her"
Dude B: "Only when you're drunk"
Dude A: "Of course"
Dude A: "That girl is like a reverse paper bag"
Dude B:"She's like a butter body"
Dude C:"You mean a body bag?"