|1.||Bobby Bowden Curse|
refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.
Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"