bob dole

a person who like to refer to himself in the third person, ran for president or sometin, was on the simpsons, snl, pepsi commerical, is pretty funny for an 82 year lod man

Where the hell are bob Doles pants-Bob Dole

bob dole needs to go to bob doles home and spend some quality time with bob doles wife-bob dole

Your Bob doles bitch-bob dole

by Vinnie Da Homeskillet January 14, 2005

bob dole

Bod Dole is the man. He was in a Pepsi commercial at his age, for crying out loud! If he had been the president in '92, Clinton wouldn't have been screwing the interns and making a mockery of the American Presidency.

Bob Dole knows it, the American people should have known it. --SNL skit

by Big Vince May 15, 2005

bob dole

God, Bob Dole is the Dark Lord. When he perishes he will lay at rest for nine solemn days while the whole world shalt mourn and finally the Dark Lord will rise to power once again and cock-slap bill clintons hairy grandmother. Bob Dole is simply the man whom has almighty powers over the world. In short, Bob Dole is a scenile old coot who speaks in third person.

Bob Dole likes to eat Linzer Tarts Bob Dole Bob Dole.

by jar jar bates January 24, 2007

bob dole

someone who shits in their pants then takes a picture of their grandma eating a salad while fingering the cable guy's butthole

bob dole likes your style

by alex goes lower May 16, 2006

Bob Dole

An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.

Halo 3 match

Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*

Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"

*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*

Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"

Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"

Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!

by The_Bob_Dole_ July 4, 2010

Bob Dole

A guy who ran for president against Bill Clinton. Known for speaking of himself in the third person. Possibly the most infinitely awesome being on the earth. Appeared on the Simpsons, Family Guy, a pepsi commercial.

Bob Dole doesn't like this. Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit.

Bob Dole has the power!

Bob Dole AWAY!

by Nick12345 September 3, 2006

Bob Dole

Bob Dole is secret code for smokin weed, or used if you are looking for marijuana

Have you seen Bob Dole? I was visiting Bob Dole on the way home.

by Unk Fester November 25, 2009